I'm at the ER, Not a good way to start the day. I decided to go horseback riding, something I have not done in a while . It was just so nice outside and I wanted to do something other than the normal house cleaning and kids fighting! It turned out to be a big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slow, but then we went a little faster before I knew it, we were going as fast as the freaking horse could possibly go. I had no idea horses could run so fast. I couldn't take the pace and fell off caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. No matter how much I screamed and hollered, It wouldn't stop. ball gown style items with train to wear of the wedding
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant! What a Jerk!
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh too. We all need more laughter, that is for sure......